effiesgreenwig:

capitolwhore:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat

This scares the shit out of me, in a good way though.

Left to right:

1. Being attacked by bees

2. Shaking water out of his ears

3. Jizzing

4. Why is a mop playing guitar?

laurazocca:

ohitsflawless:

ohitssparkling:

everyperfectmemoryofus:

laurazocca:

Little Boats (Original Song)

We’re all little boats
Sailing across the sea
All trying to devote
Ourselves to something out of reach
Some are brave enough
To go in different directions
Others find the waves tough
So just follow, for protection

If a storm should soon arise
Tell me where would you go
Not everybody lives, but everybody dies
Tell me who’s to know
What the tide may bring,
What’s in store for the weather
Ordinary man or King
We’re all just the same, no worse, no better

There’s anchors in the ground
Some we didn’t choose to drop
But still they hold us down
Force it all to come to a stop
It’s in the hands of the ocean
Whether we get a second go
At sailing through the way we’ve chosen
The way we decided on long ago

So when tomorrows sun comes around
Will you rise or drown,
Even if the anchors fall to the ground
Again

If a storm should soon arise
Tell me where would you go
Not everybody lives, but everybody dies
Tell me who’s to know
What the tide may bring,
What’s in store for the weather
Ordinary man or King
We’re all just the same, no worse, no better
Than each other, no

Holy crap this is amazing. These lyrics are just… incredible.

oh my god i am speechless

oh hey look its perfection

lol i love you guys. heading to bed, goodnght tumblr :)

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Do it!

yelllowsubmariine:

jumpandtouchtheskywalker:

LOLOL MACY. I KNOW DUDE. I KNOW.

Don’t hate! #YOLO

This is my life… in all seriousness.

HOLD UP RIGHT THERE! There is a huge difference between having confidence and not giving a fuck. Confidence is attractive to anyone. Not giving a fuck means that you have no goals, and consequently, you will do nothing with your life. Sorry, but nothing about that is attractive.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Make out like I wasn’t merging and like it was nothing

Thank you so much! That’s the plan!! :D Any requests?

I did this! If you like it, reblog it or whatever.